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«sean penn
thesuperficial has an excellent treatise (is that the right usage of that word? i probably should have just said thingie) on why sean penn sucks. i <3 thesuperficial.

«harvard
there's some study out that finally proves what every ivory tower student has known since enrolling: harvard is a cold, joyless place. but don't get me wrong -- we're the most selective cold, joyless place around. woo hoo! and i'm only allowed to snark on harvard because i'm special, so don't none of you be hatin' or i'll come after you with a knife.