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don't be michael jackson.

MICHAEL JACKSON has demanded that the music networks remove rapper EMINEM's new video for the single "Just Lose It" from rotation. In the clip, Eminem dresses up as Jackson and sings to a group of children "Come here, little kiddie, on my lap," and mocks plastic surgery the pop legend had done on his nose. [rs]

i haven't seen the video yet but it sounds hella funny. anyways, once you're a public figure, you basically open up your life to criticism.

"BET pulled the video because we feel it is inappropriate to use our network to air a video disparaging Michael's character, or that of any other celebrity," BET Chairman/Founder Bob Johnson said in a statement. [mtv]

Yeah, something tells me that michael jackson has already ruined his own reputation to the point where it's no longer possible to bring it any lower. wacko jacko is a stain on the jackson family name. wait a second -- all the jackson kids are stains, pretty much. but fret not, little mj, you're still the dirtiest, lowest, child-molesting-est jackson of them all.