the fly!! »

i forgot about the fly!! oh my gosh how could i forget about the fly!! in this post. ew i'm getting all prickly just thinking about it.

so another disgusting nasty horrible thing that happened that horrid day (tuesday i believe) was this. i was sitting in the dark at my computer (because i'd just taken a nap and didn't feel like turning the lights on ... or because i'm creepy, your call), and i felt something on my leg. i look down and by the light of the computer, i see the mother big-ass fly of all big-ass flies. i totally flipped out and smacked at it, then scrambled to get up and turned the lights on. then i started freaking out and being all paranoid that there were like lots of baby flies, and then i looked at where i'd been sitting. and i saw the twisted carcass of the evil monster lying there.

i am alsome! i smacked and killed that bitchfly on my first attempt!

and then after i got over my alsomeness, i realized that i'd touched that diseased, nasty-ass big-ass fly and went to wash my hands. then i threw away the spawn of satan by picking it up with toilet paper.

clean toilet paper.

at least i think it was clean.

and then after that i spent the next hour being all paranoid that there were lots and lots o bugs crawling all over me. ugh im grossed out just thinking about it.