procrasturbating »

i've already eaten two lunches to avoid writing this paper. so logically the next step was to take one of them stupid quizzes online that'll tell you where to live. and on my results page goooooogle (not just google; goooooogle) was nice enough to give me this ad:



it's a good thing i wasn't still at lunch because i would have spewed cranberry juice all over my computer (ask my friends; it's happened before. not too pleasant, but i did enjoy the pink snot that i had for the next hour or so).

HOMOcon? i didn't click the link so i don't know if it's for real or what but HOMOcon? HOMOCON??

what's next, the international fag show?

i don't think i'm ready for this jelly.