pervs of a feather »

my friend just called me.

gillian: hey, what's up? [pause] are you having sex?

yes, gillian. i was having sex, but you know, given the choice between a missed call and coitus interruptus, clearly i sprang to answer the phone.

gaw my friends are perverts.

if anybody pulls the 'birds of a feather' card i will beat their asses.