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morrissey clearly has america's interests in mind. we are the largest market for his shitty music, after all.

With all my heart I urge people to vote against George Bush. Jon Stewart would be ideal, but John Kerry is the logical and sane move. It does not need to be said yet again, but Bush has single-handedly turned the United States into the most neurotic and terror-obsessed country on the planet. For non-Americans, the United States is suddenly not a very nice place to visit because US immigration officers – under the rules of Bush – now conduct themselves with all the charm and unanswerable indignation of Hitler’s SS. Please bring sanity and intelligence back to the United States. Don’t forget to vote. Vote for John Kerry and get rid of George Bush!

i'm sorry. i forgot that we, as a sovereign country, are supposed to cater to the whims of snotty british artists. why don't we open up our borders so any terrorist and his mother can slip into our country, undetected, and bring down some more skyscrapers! i can't believe i sent my absentee ballot in with a vote for bush! what was i thinking when i prioritized the safety of our country over the convenience of some washed-out 80s britpop star??

vote kerry and let morrissey and dozens of al qaeda suicide bombers into america.