boycott frito-lay »

they engage in deception and false advertising! they are evil and actively mislead the public!!



their so-called "four cheese" doritos contain no fewer than six cheeses!! cheddar, monterey jack, parmesan, american, swiss and colby!! i don't even know what colby cheese is!!

this is an outrage!! declare your refusal to accept this affront to chip eaters everywhere by boycotting frito-lay!!

would you love jesus more »

if he were a marshmallow?



what if he ate miniature oranges made out of modeling clay?



i am giddy over the possibilities.

then again, this is coming from a guy who forgot what state he was in (in my defense, i saw 2 NY plates in a row, leading me to believe that i was actually in NY...), so take everything with a grain of salt. and a lime. in a shot glass.

another pussy story »

this is an except from an email i wrote while at work (at the library). background info is that there's a Pusey (pew-see) library on campus, and while we enjoy referring to it as the Pussy Library, other people are often perplexed by its name.

haha this kid just came up to me and he was like, how do you get to poosay? obviously was looking for pusey but he just pronoucned it so funny. i think he was trying to avoid saying it pussy.
hahahaha
ok
bye

here's another excerpt from another of my email

how do you write so much? i get bored after writing 3 sentences.

hahaha thus is my life.

those darn germans »

Kitten Survives 275-Mile Ride Next to Car Engine

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German couple was shocked after a 275-mile car journey to discover a surprise stowaway cowering next to the engine of their car -- a 6-week-old kitten.

The meows of the tiny animal only became audible after Elisabeth and Dieter Gesehl had parked their car.

"First of all we called the police as we feared for a moment that we must have run over and seriously injured a cat," the 64-year-old woman from Eggenfelden told Bonn express newspaper.

After checking under the hood, however, they discovered the unharmed kitten. The animal, which the couple have since adopted and named "Pussy," was soon back to normal after a few minutes of petting.

they're just too clever for their own good!

and then i was trying to find a good picture for this story, so i image-googled "silly kitty." they returned this link... interesting.