7.2.05

snarker bowl weekend ยป

superbowl halftime sucked. "sir" mccartney has a lesbian haircut and a baby face. so he looks like a wrinkly, immature lesbian. not interesting. and he totally made an allusion to smoking marijuana!! the nerve!! this is supposed to be a family oriented show!!

he's so boring that the fcc gets complaints about him. bwahahahaha.
A year after the FCC logged more than 500,000 complaints over Jackson's exposed breast at the Super Bowl halftime show, the governmental watchdog had received exactly two complaints by Monday afternoon over McCartney's fully clothed set. In both cases, viewers complained of being "bored" by McCartney's 12-minute, four-song showcase of Beatles and Wings classics, including "Hey, Jude," FCC spokeswoman Rosemary Kimball said Monday. [y!]
this is really effing ridiculous. chicago commissioned a sculpture for some park with public money, and chicagoans aren't even allowed to take a picture of it because the greedy asshole artist has a copyright on it. wtf mate?

yesterday i was outside with my friends when this guy across the street totally slipped and fell on his ass. it took him like a minute to get up and after that, he was limping down the street. i laughed. and then almost fell on my own ass.

and then in another blow to my ego, i went to see my advisor today, and he was saying how he would write a recommendation if i needed one, and he said something to the effect of, "it might be a bit awkward because i can't say that you're the top student at harvard or anything. and i could say that you were in my class, but if they ask if you were the top student... i could at least say that you learned something."

gee thanks.

3 Comments:

Blogger j4r3d said...

reality strikes again. dun dun dun.

7/2/05 8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... but what he really wanted to say was, "Who are you again?"

8/2/05 10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you didn't learn anything, well shame on the professor. Get a different professor to write the recommendation.

9/2/05 8:43 AM  

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