wheee otown »

on tuesday i felt like britney ... i went to a public bathroom without any shoes on. but that bathroom was in a water park so i think it was ok.

tampa »

sucker »

guess who is staying in boston to work on her thesis ... not me!! hahaha.

they make martha stewart look bad »

gothamist has some excellent recipes for easter candy. i recommend you check them out, especially if you're into crushing bunnies and eggs with a mallet.

mmmm easter candy

hey kids ... let's play doctor »

this must be jacko's idea of a good hospital logo. [bb]

p diddy is dumber than octopussies »

is that his name nowadays, or did he come up with a new, stupider name?

anyways, as part of his attempt to take over the world, he's launched one of the stupidiest celebrity brands ever -- sean john wheels.



he is so amazingly lame.

much lamer than these octopi. they're so much cooler than peediddy, cuz they're smart enough to pretend to be coconuts or coral. [bb]



so not only do octopi run, so do vampire bats. hahahaha so excellent. [bb]

e.room »

yayyyy corona