one last flippin' final »

is all that remains between me and freedom.

last night i checked the syllabus to see how much it was worth. bad idea. it's only 15% of my grade. wtf kind of final is that, it's worth the same as the midterms (of which there were 3) so now i don't particularly care about this final.

not that i cared before, mind you. it's just that now i have reason to not care.

anyways, there are more pertinent matters to tend to, such as selling my furniture and finding an open dining hall.

my buns are smokin' »

today my hamburger bun caught fire in the toaster.

bonus quote --

"and my buns? they don't feel nothin' like steel."

continuing this obsession »

the swedes take another huge step towards being completely amazing.



it's like heaven in a cup.

asians are so weird »

uff da »

btw if anyone knows of any bar in the 617 area that serves aquavit, please let me know. i need to get trashed, norwegian-style.

also a people that make "meat salad" a part of their lives must be amazing. there's no other way around it.

dammit i want scandinavian food now. to add to my demand request, if anyone knows of a good scandinavian restaurant in 617 let me know.

damn those scandinavians are hot »

they make some of the best things on earth.

to witness:

volvo. nokia. linie. ikea. absolut. good world (not really a product but a damn good place anyways).

(fyi h&m does not make the cut. gaw i hate that store.)

but the hottest of all things scandinavian?

two words:

lena. olin.

i melt.

"you will get chlamydia. and die." »

you know all the media about the gay penguins?

well now there's a chlamydia outbreak in the penguin exhibit in the sf zoo. [republica]

i guess the gay penguin scene is just like the human one.

i am a horrible, horrible person. =)

superlative city »

this will make for a great tourism slogan:

romania, the land of the beautiful (the ugly get ticketed). [jalopnik]

that's my kinda place.

also, who knew that i, as a child, was making great leaps in technology by pulling the heads off my sister's (single) barbie doll? this is the best usb drive i've ever seen. ahh progress. [gizmodo]

and while i'm throwing superlatives out all over the place, we had the best experience at smile thai --

"oh, what happened to the lights?!"

"um, you turned them off?"

hooray for funny thai people.

someone is messing with me »

evidence: this unaltered aim ad



first the homocon ad and now this?! what is the world coming to?!

nb: i just clicked it and it's some aol thing for mother's day. not nearly as funny any more, is it.

ambivalence »

it's kind of sad when the fried okra was the most memorable thing about the night.

not that it wasn't fun, but holy hell, fried okra is some good eatin'. too bad i didn't take a picture of it. but it will live in the memory of my tastebuds forever.



previously:
presencia latina, of which i only got one good picture:


cracker barrel!!!