i am racialistic »

this morning i found a black flake in my frosted flakes and i refused to eat it.

life imitates fart »

my life is a fudging ellen episode.

and besides, dontcha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?

random musing »

do non new yorkers understand the superiority of 917 over 646 or (shudder) 347?

el fin »

the last mofo wknd at hvd. excellente.

woo hoo »

i'm wearing my favoritest boxers! cuz it's my favorite day suckas.

reflections on senior year »

dmio: wow, i can't believe this is over
bzar: yeah
bzar: weird
dmio: oh baby
dmio: i'm glad we had sex together
dmio: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
dmio: not what i meant
dmio: hahahhahaha
bzar: hahahahahahahahaha

[nb: sex = psych 1703]

mmm fanueil hall »

actually i hate this place, it's full of touristy crap that you can find at any mall in america.

but at times it does provide some of the funnier juxtapositions.

like last saturday: in one corner the singing lesbians; in the other, the ladies of the red hat society.

who will win in this epic battle?

who knows; i didn't stick around to see. i went to jose mcintyre's instead.

those crazy christians »