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wow, the new abercrombie models are really ugly.

[i took the pictures down because im fucking sick of all these strangers coming to my blog by googling abercrombie models. ew, fucking perverts, if you want softcore porn go buy some.]

i'm slightly offended, for some reason. probably just because i'm mean. but seriously, if abercrombie has ugly models, then what is the world coming to??

on a somewhat related note, manhattan is a penis!

Squint your eyes and New York is shaped like a giant crotch, from the profile. Don’t see it? Manhattan, in all its glory is the long shaft, with downtown as its bulbous head. Brooklyn is, appropriately, the scrotum of New York, and the Bronx its public [sic] hair. As someone noted when I pointed this out, it’s too bad Lorena Bobbit had her way with the City first.

Seen in this light, of course, it gives a whole new meaning to the Staten Island Ferry. [bft]

hahaha. my sister used to live in the head. i appreciate this. also, what does that make the gates? genital warts?

oh sick. never ever image-google "genital warts." unless you enjoy gouging your eyes out.

speaking of genitals and gouging your eyes out, never watch the video 'viva la vulva.' and if you do, don't fall asleep only to wake up to some really ... unpleasant sights.

i am grossed out just thinking about it, a day and a half later.

puke.