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ellen degeneres is comic genius. too bad there won't be a monkey named after her. that's really a shame ... we could have had the ellen's titi monkey enshrined in the halls of the american museum of natural history. *snicker* ... titty ... [trent]

in other celebrity news... you may not have noticed, but britney spears has been a recurring guest star on the simpsons! she guested with her husband cletus, as you can see here.

now is the time for everyone's favorite thought-provoking subject ... oscar fashion!


the newest trend: the underground-dwelling santa-worshipping mermaid-skank


she's grinning like a moron because she's proud that she remembered to shave her pits this time


he doesn't have titties, but apparently his bowtie shrank in the wash